[CaptainCrunch]

Dear Milan

Maybe you should look at the NHL explanation. You're slightly less then smart defenseman was the reason it was called back.

Since they couldn't read Kesler's mind that he might have been trying to escape from Nurse by using Talbot as leverage they had to call it a good goal.

Maybe after a year of the league's soft approach to your team and McDavid getting buttery soft calls in your favor the rosters have come home to poop on you.

Dear Conner

Outside of a few moments, you've been invisible, so your whole "Lets go" phrase to me isn't some heroic "Take this hill" or "What's the matter Marines do you want to live for ever" it meant "Lets go boys, the first round is on me in the bar"

Dear Terminal Todd

When your whole strategy is "Start Talbot" and "Let me get that gate for you Connor" you're being outcoached. Frankly Carlyle is playing you like a harp from hell.

Dear Darnell

Let me talk to you in your native language Deeeeerrr Naaarrgh Derp

Dear Milan

I'd write you, but you'd probably give the letter away by mistake, and we don't have time for you to skate 10 feet to pick it up, because man that would take forever

Dear Eb

The coeds called they have a spot in their annual pillow fight.