[Pliddy]

I want to publicly apologize to all of CP for all of these greasy Oiler victories. The universe is punishing me for the incredible pleasure I took in watching the Coilers spiral down the toilet of the NHL. I was merciless , I even sent a singing telegram singing "Goala" to a couple of Oiler Fan friends of mine, and now Karma is indeed a female dog. The only thing worse than the Flames losing is watching Sweat Pant Nation gloat over their "miracle" team. The only good that comes from this is Draisatl just got a lot more expensive