I seem to recall a lot of people being really into kickboxing or karate back in the early 90's. Everyone used to walk around telling each other they were a ninja or worked out with Mike Miles.
I specifically recall some dingus telling everyone in the bar he was a kickboxer, getting into a fight outside of Curly's south, and taking off his shoes before they started. They danced around for a while, they both threw some ridiculous ninja kicks at each other that never connected, then realized they were both idiots when the crowd turned on them after not one single blow was landed. Shoeless guy went back to his shoes, put them on, and took a cab home.
To this day it's the dumbest fight I've ever seen.
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