Don't piss on an electrical fence when you're drunk and someone dares you to do it.
Always tell the truth, lies even if you're trying to protect someone will lead to your ruin.
Never play cards against a person named after a city or a state.
In a fist fight, don't mess around with pushing and threatening, its not a bro down its a fight. Get the first punch in.
If you see a girl from across the room and you want to talk to her, throw caution to the wind and just say hi.
My old man once told me not to be afraid to take a punch in the face once in a while, its the only way to learn what kind of a person you are.
Measure twice and cut once.
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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