[CaptainCrunch]

Stuffing

• 60g Duck Fan Expectations
• 1 tear inducing onion (finely chopped)
• 1⁄2 cupDuck Ego , chopped or 3 tablespoon Media hyping the ducks
• 1 teaspoon of Ryan Kessler's cheap shots
  
• ground Cory Perry
• 1 -1 1⁄2 cup duck fans referees conspiracy theories
• 1 baby duck egg

Saute the onion in the 60g of Duck fan Expectations Saute over a Calgary Flame until the Duck fans stop their crying


Take off of heat and add the rest of the ingrediants ramming the Ducks egg into Kessler's stupid face. Mix well, if its still too dry then add more referee conspiracy theories and some tears from frustrated duck fans.


Take the duck rip its head off and pull its guts out through its a$$ then ram the stuffing in and toss it into a pre heated oven for two hours.


Serves thousands