Calgary in 3.
Edmonton wins the first 3 games as Calgary loses Gaudreau to dual broken wrists; the Hockey Gods finally wake up from their slumber, recall McDavid to the holy hockey rink in the sky to apologize about the mixup, going on to replace the monkeys in people suits that the NHL had been unknowingly using as referees with the actual professional officials they resembled, and finally turned Rogers place into a trailer park / Jogging Pants Liquidation Superstore to complete the Faustian pact Daryl Katz had made that allowed this all to happen. The remaining Oilers unanaimously concede the series while Whyte Ave is consumed in very literal flames in the rioting by be-mulleted Edmontonians. Skittles turn out to have healing powers and Johnny Hockey returns for round 2.
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