This guys is priceless, my 2 favorite are:
"The only evidence at the scene were tire tracks from a vehicle which had been parked nearby and some empty condom wrappers. The "working theory" is that the gearshift was inadvertently engaged. Coincidence?"
and
"On the subject of lewd behaviour… two women traveling southbound on the QEII were cut off by another southbound motorist. He appeared to be annoyed at them for something and thought that cutting them off was a good way of delivering an admonishment. This probably resulted in his receiving the universally understood sign language gesture of “I didn’t appreciate that.” To trump the finger waving women, the man pulled alongside them, and, while steering with his knees, removed his shirt and preformed his version of Playboy Bunnies at the carwash complete with a lascivious display of him rubbing his bare bosom up against the driver’s side window."
I knew there was a reason I drove through Panoka on the way to my parents house, and its not becuase of the slow a$$ Wendys.
MYK
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