Hrmm.. then you need to find the nastiest smelling lunch you can think of to bring in there that doesn't require a microwave. Eat it, while talking with your mouth full and loudly and walk around the office crop dusting everyone with its awful scent.
Then when confronted say you prefer to eat lilies and cotton candy but need a microwave to do so. Watch them crumble to your will.
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