Lineups
Canadien #2 - Not Sean Monahan - Best Forward
Failure As Captain - Failure As Avs Fan - NHL Caliber Waiver Player
PTO - Blind In One Eye - Not Troy Brouwer
35 Year Old "Kid" - Underused Rookie - Please Go Back To Calgary
Canadien #1 - Not Jonathan Toews
Soon To Be Retiree - Offenseman
Veteran Leadership - Bednar's Doghouse
Not A Starter
Michael Ferland - 2013 1st OA Pick - Johnny Hockey
Dirtiest Player In The League - Selke Lock - Selke Runner-Up
Comeau's Twin - Better Than Phaneuf - PTO
Goon - Bust - Traded For Spezza
KHL Cast Off - Bruins Cast Off
TJ From Recess - The Worse Stone Brother
LOL @ His Contract - Another Bruins Cast Off
Elliot the GOAT