Ah, the rhinoceros party
Some of my favourite policies:
-reducing the speed of light because it's much too fast
-adopting the British system of driving on the left; this was to be gradually phased in over five years with large trucks first, then buses, eventually including small cars and bicycles last
-as an energy-saving idea, putting larger wheels on the back of all cars so that they will always be going downhill,
-declaring war on
Belgium because a Belgian cartoon character,
Tintin, killed a rhinoceros in one of the cartoon
-offering to call off the proposed Belgium-Canada war if Belgium delivered a case of mussels and a case of Belgian beer to Rhinoceros "Hindquarters" in Montréal (the Belgian Embassy in Ottawa
did, in fact, do this),
-making Canadians stronger by putting steroids in the water
-putting the West Edmonton mall on wheels and rolling it to areas of the country suffering from economic depression
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhinoceros_Party_of_Canada