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Old 11-01-2006, 03:23 PM   #26
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Originally Posted by JohnnyFlame View Post
Yes here are some planks way better than that fruitcake Layton come every come up with :

Raising the average temperature in Canada by selling the three territories to Mexico.
  • Urged genetic modification of exotic animals so that they can live in the Yukon and battle it out on the streets of Whitehorse to increase tourism. “This will also give us an opportunity to answer that age-old question: Can a polar bear kick a lion’s ass?”
tearing down the Rocky Mountains so that Albertans could see the Pacific sunset; this would also have the benefit of providing Albertans with a few extra minutes of daylight

lowering the boiling point of water to save energy

Bring back the RHINO PARTY!!!!!
Man I miss them. They also proposed moving the Rocky Mountains as a make work project.

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but why can't politicians?
They live in their own bubble of corrupt reality.
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