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Originally Posted by Matt Reeeeead
I used to leave my garage unlocked.
In December, there was a night where I was restless and awake. Around 3:30AM I saw the back porch light turn on (when there is movement in the backyard).
Started investigating and heard a noise in the garage.
Opened the door, and two homeless people, completely naked, were screwing. Without announcing my presence, I opened the garage door and I just see these two naked bodies take off.
I now lock my garage door.
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Yes....that seems like the wise course of action.
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