In 2011 I was in Houston for training and the managers took us to a dueling piano bar named Dueling Pete's after work one day. One of the groups at the bar was for a birthday party, and there was a couple who were having a little PDA session throughout the night, getting heavier and heavier as the night went on.
During the middle of one song the girl whips out the guy's junk and starts hoovering him in the middle of the piano bar, in plain sight of everyone to see. The piano players noticed, stopped the song, and yelled out "if anyone is getting his dick sucked in this bar, it's me", and refused to play again until they stopped (or finished, whichever one).
The moral of the story is....something something...12 inch pianist.
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