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Originally Posted by RougeUnderoos
Ha ha. Yuck!
Reminds me of this time when I was a teenager and riding the city bus. There was this dude on the very back row which was (maybe still is) a long bench seat that went all the way across.
This character was humping that back seat. Like lying down on his stomach and going for it. I noticed some frantic action a couple times, not having a clue what was going on, and looked back there and he nonchalantly stopped humping the seat and looked out the window. A few other people did the same thing and then we had a (hopefully once in a lifetime) weird eye-contact moment with a stranger and silently asked each other "is that man trying to screw the bus seat back there? And how fast can I get off this bus?".
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And the guy humping the bus seat was thinking "how fast can I get this bus off?"