[undercoverbrother]

On the 3rd Friday of my first ever office job, we all went out to the pub.

We got there just after work around 5:30 and started drinking. As the night went on people go drunker and drunker. There was a co-worker who worked there that was a good looking individual. A couple of other co-workers (actually 1 guy and 1 girl) were giving her grief that her breasts were fake. It went on most of the night till around 1. At that time the women, stood up and lifted up her shirt and bra exposing her breast. She said "see no scars".

A third male employee that was sitting next to me leaned over and whispered into my ear "I knew that, I #### her at least once a week in the phone room" (what we called the room with all the servers and phone related equipment).

It was an interesting 3 years at that job.