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Old 03-06-2017, 12:23 PM   #616
BloodFetish
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"When the facts change, I change my mind. What do you do sir?"

Apparently, I’ve wondered onto the religious right of Calgarypuck. Snek = jesus. Worship away. I’ll show myself out
And Saint Squiggs raised the black snek on high saying "Oh, Lord, bless this thy black snek that with it thy Flames mayest blow by their enemies and moisten their cheeks, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the Flames did feast upon the Oilers, and Ducks, and Kings, and Blues, and Sharks, and Predators...

And the Lord spake, saying 'First shalt thou create a graph. Then, shalt though assign the black snek 96 points, no more, no less. 96 shall be the number of the snek, and the number of the snek shall be 96. 97 shalt not be thy number, neither shall it be 95, 94, or 93 excepting that thou then proceedeth to 96. 92 is right out! Once the number 96, being the 96th number, be reached, then the Flames shall reacheth the holy land, and all who oppose them, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.


96 is the number of the black snek. It is written.
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