Usually when a person humble brags about a hot wife and multiple kids and an awesome job it means
A) Lives in a rusty trailer with his 400 pound wife, he has two buck tooth kids that he's not sure are his and his awesome electricians job involves him turning on the slurpee machine in the morning as part of his day shift
B) doesn't have a wife, lives in his moms basement, the neighbourhood bully 8 year olds kick the crap out of him every day, and his last job interview was with a company that could promise that he would make $500.00 a day by using the internet and they just needed his bankaccount number to get him set up, and when they went to scam him they saw his balance, felt bad for him and deposited $10.00
C) He has a torture dungeon and neighborhood cats keep vanishing, but his neighbors think he's a nice quiet guy who always waves at them when he goes out and gets his plain brown paper bag wrapped magazines out of the mailbox.
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