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Originally Posted by nik-
The best defense is just really a ton of pics of your dick.
Pic after pic after pic after pic after pic. Scroll through that, ####ers.
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That's like having your bag searched after an out of country backpacking trip. "ya, uh, you might not want to touch anything in that area over there. And definitely don't open that red plastic bag. Mostly biohazerdous underwear." The smell alone usually makes them stop.