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Originally Posted by Lanny_MacDonald
All of those "freedoms" continue to be erroded to the point they no longer exist. Nothing to be afraid of though, the "government" is just trying to protect us.
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Yeah, but there's been no more terrorist attacks in the USA.
So taking away those freedoms must be working.
I also have a rock that keeps tigers away to sell them.
Homer: Ah, not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol must be working like a charm!
Lisa: That's specious reasoning, Dad.
Homer: Thank you, honey.
Lisa: By your logic, I could claim that this rock keeps tigers away!
Homer: Uh-huh, and how does it work?
Lisa: It doesn't work.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Lisa: It's just a stupid rock.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Lisa: But I don't see any tigers around here, do you?
Homer: (Looks around) Lisa, I'd like to buy your rock.
And to imagine, our government in Canada would like to put the
same types of "initiatives" into place. Thankfully our courts are putting
a stop to it in the early phases.
ers
Edit: Shazam beat me to a Simpson's quote! Is it just me, or does it seem like
The Simpsons have a quote for everything?