Send it to the Pawn Stars. But I want to be the expert they call. Unless my other theory involving a bathsalts blackout and chopping up/bagging hobos turns out to be true. It is bizarre though. I really want to know where it came from. Has to be a break in. I once came home to foil gum wrappers placed foil side up with a small pebble on top all around my car. Frickin Blair Witch.
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