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Old 01-30-2017, 11:16 AM   #1
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Default Asteroid Ahoy, Abandon Ship

I thought the timing of this is awesome due to a picture of an Asteroid hitting earth in the Trump thread, and people wishing for an end of existence.

Well good news my brother's and sisters, the end is nigh, the judgement day cometh and I just pooped my pants

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencete...#ixzz4XGYAz4Ai

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But one self-proclaimed astronomer has come up with an alternative theory, suggesting the asteroid will crash into Earth on February 16th and trigger a mega-tsunami, according to reports.
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elf-proclaimed Russian astronomer Dr Dyomin Damir Zakharovich said it is heading straight towards our planet.'The object they call WF9 left the Nibiru system in October when Nibiru began spinning counter clockwise around the sun,' he said.
'Since then, Nasa has known it will hit Earth. But they are only telling people now.'
Because of the events of the last few days, all I can say is

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