I've been called a lot of things in my time on CP. 'Scorpion', 'Scorp', 'Scorpy', 'Scorpo', 'Matt' (it's Mike), and 'that idiot who only likes obscure players who everyone else hates'.
But never 'The_Scorpion'. I really do love me some underscore action though, thanks Shyamalan. Oh, I mean, Sylvanfan.