shortest job was one day selling sun subscriptions over the phone. Man I hated that job to the point that in the last two hours I was completely sabotaging my calls so they wouldn't ask me back the next day. Calling men Ma'am and woman sir. Telling them that there were better papers out there.
At the end of the day the manager said I did a great job, handed me $50.00 which was a ton of money back then and told me to be there at 4 the next day, I said thanks but no thanks, took the $50.00 and got royally drunk at the strip club down the street.
The next shortest was 3 weeks at a placement agency that worked with SAP consultants. I just couldn't stand the person that hired me and felt mislead and micromanaged.
So . . . out the door I went.
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