[TheScorpion]

Look guys. Fair warning, but this will be long.

Jarome Iginla has never had a good centreman. Not once, not twice, not three times, not ever. Mike Cammalleri was overrated, and not even a natural centre! I mean, it's mind-boggling how much not-a-centre Cammalleri was. Oh my gosh. And Craig Conroy just sucked! Flat-out sucked. No redeeming qualities whatsoever. Connie, I love ya, but you couldn't shoot the puck. No shooting the puck? Ya suck. And don't get me started on Olli Jokinen, or should I say, Olli Joke-inen. What an awful centre. He was so slow and soft and awful and terrible and bad and just the worst. And he wore Cammalleri's 13 so when he came back from Montreal he had to switch to 93, what a bum. Oh, right -- Brendan Morrison! Old, slow, Brendan Morrison. Sure, you say, he was old and Feaster was the problem. But NO! IT WAS BRENDAN MORRISON HE WAS SO OLD AND SLOW AND COULDN'T SKATE AND WAS SO BAD AND GAH. And then there was Daymond Langkow. Old, overpaid, and sure he was on the good line with Huselius, but that was all Huselius. And don't get me started on Matt Freakin' Stajan. He's so bad, that we had to trade Dion Phaneuf for him. I could go on all day, but my fingers are now bleeding.