I don't care what happens to my body but I want my funeral to be like a Flames playoff game.
I want lights out, fog machine, lazers, flashing red lights etc. An intro video set to hyped up aggressive music. In Your Honor by the Foo maybe.
Then I want Navras to play and Beasley to announce me to all of the funeral guests like he does the Flames starting line up.
And the crowd damn well better go wild.
After that I don't give a crap. Normal stuff I guess.
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