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Originally Posted by nickerjones
Thanks Troy, I wasn't BS'ing when I said I want you and trout man to invite me to bar night again. I really miss topless estonian honey wrestling on TV.... and peanuts. I miss throwing peanuts the most!
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Sadly, the Estonians demanded better working conditions and less honey, they got a kiddy pool but Vaseline, being a petrochemical-based product was outlawed and honey was against policy due to the honey-bee shortage.
Further, due to the failure of the circus and the rise of animal eco-activism the elephants were no longer available to clean up the peanut carnage and persuant to the elevation of the minimum wage it became fiscally impossible to pay a person to do it.