[CaptainCrunch]

I never cheer for an opposing team to be intentionally injured unless its psychological injuries.

so here's hoping that the Flames pound the Oilers so bad that McDavid has night terrors, and then to add it on he goes to visit his mom and finds Tkachuk making sweet sweet love to his mother and he's forced to call Mathew Dad.

And every time they're on the ice Mathew will skate by McDavid and ask him who his daddy is.

On top of that, I hope that Backlund is so persistent in his backcheck that Draisaitl feels the need during the 2nd intermission to ask the police for a restraining order and the police laugh at him so hard that his psyche breaks and he ends up fleeing to the woods in Germany where he spends the rest of his life eating berries and roots and becomes the local legend called Slow Foot and he wanders the woods screaming about seeing Backlund behind every tree and rock.