[CaptainCrunch]

To take it further to the best defense is a good offense. As you're walking to your seat wearing your Flames Jersey, whisper very loudly, preferably with a megaphone to whoever your sitting with. "I have never seen so many mullet headed, inbread drunken hillbillies in my life. But they certainly do wear sweatpants and dress shoes well. But it doesn't matter because their hockey team has all of the competitiveness of a dead rat"

You see, science says that nobody can survive the inverse compliment sandwhich very well. (Insult-compliment-insult). If you do this they will sit in a fog induced coma caused by you exploding the three cell collections that they call brains up there for the rest of the game.