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Originally Posted by PepsiFree
Something I learned today: the knife I use to spread butter on my bagel is actually designed to be a killing machine. I've been using it all wrong.
Let me know when somebody massacres a group of school children with a butter knife.
Better ban pencils and pens too, they're essentially spears, spears were designed to kill people.
I'm not even anti-gun, but that's just stupid.
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Yeah, I believe the original quote went something like, "The pencil is mightier than the butter knife."
But that just didn't have the same oomph.