Somebody get George Lucas out of retirement and get him on it:
Recut the last third of TFA, using a combination of CGI and unused footage to reverse the roles of Leia and Han; Leia gets stabbed by her kid, Han waits around helplessly at the rebel base with a sudden case of hyper-rapture. It look totally seamless, guys, trust me. Then destroy all footage of any other version. Rewrite future scripts as necessary: change focus to galactic politics to mask any story incoherency. Done.
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