Learn these four phrases:
Ciamar a tha thu?
Pronounced phonetically: Kimmer ah oooo
Meaning: How are you?
Glè Mhath
Pronounced phonetically: Glay Va
Meaning: I'm well
When someone asks you if you want a beer:
Tha mi eolach air duine ghabh a dha dhiubh’ is tha e beò fhathast
Pronounced phonetically: Ha me el-walk air dune-ya a gav a ga-you agis ha-eh bow hast
Meaning: I know of a man who took two of them and he is still alive
Then once you have your two beers say:
Òlaidh mi deoch slàint’ nam beò deoch slàint’ na chaidh fo’n fhòd
Pronounced phonetically: Olly me jock sawnch nam bow jock swanch na-high fawn-ot
Meaning: I’ll drink a toast to the living and a toast to those under the sod
Have fun, Scotland is on my bucket list. Closest I've been is New Scotland
