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Originally Posted by Muffins
How these encounters should go:
Cop: Sir, we're with the CPS. We have reason to believe this is a stolen item. Do you have a receipt for this?
Seller: Why yes I do. Here it is.
Cop: Alright then, have a good day sir.
How I imagine they go:
Cop: GET ON THE GROUND MOTHERF***ER!!!!!!
**proceeds to pat down guy who is totally a criminal**
**Throws him in the back of a police car**
Cop: Oh, I almost forgot to ask. Do you have a receipt for that?
Seller: ummmm, yeah.
Cop: Whoops my bad. I just get so excited I forget to ask first.
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Don't forget:
Seller: Umm, can I have my legally purchased goods back?
Cops: go #### yourself. hahahahahahaha. Your goods are now part of an ongoing investigation. Even though you've provided sufficient proof that these are 100% legally purchased and not the stolen goods we're looking for, we're going to keep them because why the hell not? We can and you can't stop us.