How these encounters should go:
Cop: Sir, we're with the CPS. We have reason to believe this is a stolen item. Do you have a receipt for this?
Seller: Why yes I do. Here it is.
Cop: Alright then, have a good day sir.
How I imagine they go:
Cop: GET ON THE GROUND MOTHERF***ER!!!!!!
**proceeds to pat down guy who is totally a criminal**
**Throws him in the back of a police car**
Cop: Oh, I almost forgot to ask. Do you have a receipt for that?
Seller: ummmm, yeah.
Cop: Whoops my bad. I just get so excited I forget to ask first.
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