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Old 12-22-2016, 10:02 AM   #361
Muffins
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How these encounters should go:

Cop: Sir, we're with the CPS. We have reason to believe this is a stolen item. Do you have a receipt for this?

Seller: Why yes I do. Here it is.

Cop: Alright then, have a good day sir.


How I imagine they go:

Cop: GET ON THE GROUND MOTHERF***ER!!!!!!

**proceeds to pat down guy who is totally a criminal**

**Throws him in the back of a police car**

Cop: Oh, I almost forgot to ask. Do you have a receipt for that?

Seller: ummmm, yeah.

Cop: Whoops my bad. I just get so excited I forget to ask first.
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