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Originally Posted by Locke
I find it funny.
Yes, blame your General Manager for selecting 'Dud' First Overalls. What are the odds that you'd get two 'Dud' #1 selections complimented by some bad first round selections.
Man...either that guy sucks or those players suck! Just...you know...terrible luck!
Luck so bad that the Universe is unquestionably against you. Rage against cosmic unfairness.
Nope...theres no way that the Edmonton Oilers are at all responsible for the crap-fest that is the Edmonton Oilers.
Not a chance.
The players are against them. The League is against them. The Officials are against them. The Doctors are against them. The Government is against them. The Lizard-Men are against them. The Bilderburgers are against them. The Illuminati are against them. Hell! Even the League of Women Voters are against them! Although that one is legit. Too many bruised legs to be a coincidence.
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the greatest thing I've read lately was "we picked the wrong year to suck". The smugness in some fans is so big that they don't even feel an ounce of shame that they've had the worst suck streak in league history, and yet having all the horseshoes up their ass when winning the McDinkleberg sweepstakes isn't enough for some because they selected the Tenderness and Yak.