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Locke · 12-14-2016, 01:35 PM

I find it funny.

Yes, blame your General Manager for selecting 'Dud' First Overalls. What are the odds that you'd get two 'Dud' #1 selections complimented by some bad first round selections.

Man...either that guy sucks or those players suck! Just...you know...terrible luck!

Luck so bad that the Universe is unquestionably against you. Rage against cosmic unfairness.

Nope...theres no way that the Edmonton Oilers are at all responsible for the crap-fest that is the Edmonton Oilers.

Not a chance.

The players are against them. The League is against them. The Officials are against them. The Doctors are against them. The Government is against them. The Lizard-Men are against them. The Bilderburgers are against them. The Illuminati are against them. Hell! Even the League of Women Voters are against them! Although that one is legit. Too many bruised legs to be a coincidence.

12-14-2016, 01:35 PM	#5
Locke Franchise Player Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Income Tax Central Exp:	I find it funny. Yes, blame your General Manager for selecting 'Dud' First Overalls. What are the odds that you'd get two 'Dud' #1 selections complimented by some bad first round selections. Man...either that guy sucks or those players suck! Just...you know...terrible luck! Luck so bad that the Universe is unquestionably against you. Rage against cosmic unfairness. Nope...theres no way that the Edmonton Oilers are at all responsible for the crap-fest that is the Edmonton Oilers. Not a chance. The players are against them. The League is against them. The Officials are against them. The Doctors are against them. The Government is against them. The Lizard-Men are against them. The Bilderburgers are against them. The Illuminati are against them. Hell! Even the League of Women Voters are against them! Although that one is legit. Too many bruised legs to be a coincidence. __________________ The Beatings Shall Continue Until Morale Improves! This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness. The World Ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment in store. - Flames Fans If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.