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Old 12-13-2016, 04:03 PM   #391
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Originally Posted by Locke View Post


The Force Awakens was not some hard-hitting emotional art-house drama, it was just a fun Star Wars movie, the Phantom Menace was garbage.

Sometimes I wonder what people expect from movies? Not every movie is going to be 'Schindler's List or Citizen Kane.'

If a film critic is going to crucify every movie that isnt one of those two movies then they need to find a new line of work.
I bet his review of a 2 hour black and white movie featuring a pencil eraser floating in a toilet over night to classical music with a woman's voice occasionally saying suffering called "Premenstrual suffering" was his 10/10 slam dunk best movie of the year.
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