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Originally Posted by Five-hole

I bet you're fun at parties.

"You know, we might be having fun now, but it's Friday. Eventually it will be Monday. So let's tone it down a bit, alright?"

"You're only having fun because you've had a few drinks. Tomorrow you will probably be hungover and will feel anywhere from bad to terrible. Your fun is an illusion."

"You guys really seem to be hitting it off. But let's be realistic. Most relationships fail. You don't really even know each other. Best case scenario, you fall in love and get married, and then there's like a 60% chance you eventually get divorced. Or one of you could die young. So what's the point?"

This is honestly funny.