[CaptainCrunch]

I actually think it would be great for both the Flames and Oilers to make the playoffs. the chances of them meeting in the playoffs would probably be fairly low.

But the Oilers have some success. Oiler fans bloat more then usual. OMG they screech, we're total contenders, its not a matter of if, but how many. Then they go to every hockey board to boast.

Meanwhile Mac-T is rolled out as the brains behind Chia and the savior of the Oilers. Lowe rolls out with a cigar and brags. See I told you I know about winning.

Over the summer the Oilers hype it, this is the Cup year, we have the Eber, The Nuge and the holy diver, the hockey trinity if you must know.

Then next year, they start to stink again, because teams take them more seriously and crush them. The foundation of their duabe and patchjob crachs, and their lack of organizational depth become apparent. On the contract front MacDavid parts the seas on his way to a monster contract. Draisaitl and Nurse all get huge raises and they can't sustain their payroll under the cap.

And then

Sorry folks, its another rebuild, our window to win was like 12 months long.

The city explodes in rage, Oiler fans eating humiliation on every board that they went too shriking "We told you so" and "OMG dynasty on the way meep meep". the poop sandwich gets bigger and bigger and threatens to consume the city of edmonton. the army is called in and they decide to save the rest of the country by nuking Edmonton, with extreme prejudice.

Everyone wins . . . except for Edmonton of course.