12-04-2016, 11:54 PM
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#162
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Franchise Player
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Around the League Report
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Bringing the Honda Curse on the road
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They should have Vatanen sneak in and put up all the Ducks banners before the game. That would allow for a win, with the Flames thinking they are in Anaheim, as well as allowing Vatanen to have a large positive contribution to the outcome of the game.
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What if we wear our home jerseys so we and Calgary both think it's a game at Honda center?
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THINGS THAT HAVE HAPPENED SINCE THE CALGARY FLAMES HAVE WON A GAME AT THE HONDA CENTER
-The Arrowhead Pond is renamed the Honda Center
STONER GETS FIRST STAR
Cam Fowler graduated elementary school
Clayton Stoner scored a goal
The Ducks were sold by Disney
Marvel and LucasFilm have been acquired by Disney
The entire MCU movie series.
Two Star Wars Movies
JJ Abrams made two Star Trek movies
TWO hirings of Randy Carlyle by the Anaheim Ducks
Weed was leagizied in two states
The Anaheim Ducks won the Stanley Cup
The Cleveland Browns still haven't had a winning season
Teemu Selanne scored 600 goals
Dank Memes were formed
Michael Jackson was found not guilty of Child Molestation Charges in 2005
John Scott became the second player after Wayne Gretzky to retire the year after being named All-Star MVP
Harambre was shot and killed
We have a black president
The Chicago Cubs have won the World Series
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Last game of a Canadian road trip is typically bad news
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Heeeeeeeeeeere’s Johnny!!
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Terrible goal. Really soft.
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that is the softest goal i have seen in a loooooong time
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Dammit keep on Johnny Hockey -
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Horrible goal... Thats a back breaker..
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Before the floodgates crashed open
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Last couple of games. The first penalty we took we got scored on. That trend needs to stop.. If they score here. Its game over.
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Worst PP in the league, you say?
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The floodgates crash open
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That one wasn't his fault either.
At least, if it was tipped.
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What the hell, I go outside for a few minutes and we suck
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CAN SOMEBODY ACTUALLY DO ####?!?!?
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hahahaha....1 duck in front of the net to 3 flames...and getz/perry have no showed in this one
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Time to change your diapers guys…
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What kind of **** defense is this? Guys are just coming in and blasting shots left and right.. No d Coverage. horrible..
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Well, this is embarrassing.
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Shooting gallery, #5in18 is born.
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Now #6in19, team quit playing, RC letting Bernier rot out there
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Bernie is having an interesting game.
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hahahahahaha....this will happen against ANY nhl team if you dont skate
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Why not. Anyone want to defend? Hello?
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Everyone can **** right off.
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Gutless ****. Gutless. **** off.
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That period taste like burning
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Let me just check the box score to see if they broke the 1-1 deadlock…
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Even the Organist Jumping On
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Duck Hunt theme... Haha....
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8ernier vs the 2 on 0
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Couldn't think of a more perfect moment to remember this game by.
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i don't even know who to blame for this right now. it certainly isn't just the team or just RC. this is a complete collapse
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Post Game Traumatic Stress Disorder
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What the #### did I just watch???
First goal, yes that was on Bernier... but after that? Where the #### was the D? Where? Someone ####ing tell me...
That third period press doesn't count for #### when we don't play for 40min...
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I need therapy after that game
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Good news is I think this only counts as one loss
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Ducks are getting smoked by the Flames 6-1. Bernier 6 goals on 20 shots. The Chad Johnson reclamation project continues to work. He's now their #1 while paying Elliott millions as the back up.
edit: Calgary converts the extra point and makes it 7-1.
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When the opposition has their defenseman score on a 2 on 0, you know your team has a problem.
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Damn... Was too busy laughing at the Ducks to realize the Flames are close to catching the Kings.
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I'm happy with any team winning a home game 7-1 (even a team playing the Sharks). That's how you hook kids and first time watchers for life.
But yea, the Pacific is so, so bad lol.
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8-1 now. it's so beautiful.
Let's not take for granted the lowest GA we have right now.
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8-3 now (both Calgary and Anaheim scored on Anaheim's PP, great 2 on 0 SH goal by Calgary), then another Anaheim goal as I was typing this. I don't think Calgary cares much at this point.
This is a good game for Calgary and great way for Gaudreau to come back.
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Johnny Hockey scores an absolutely abysmal goal. I could've stopped it.
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Why is it that Calgary can destroy other team's backups and we make them look like the second coming of Martin Brodeur?
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I decided to watch Oilers v Wild instead of Flames v Ducks bc I thought it might be more fun. By the time I switched over, the Flames-Ducks was pretty boring too. I guessed wrong tonight.
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