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Old 10-23-2006, 11:49 AM   #1
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Default Gene Simmons on marriage and love.

Some lovely quotes from the egocentric Kiss frontman.
I personally agree with his idea of simply living in sin....

"If you want money, tell me before, not after. At least a prostitute will ask you before how much it is, what it is, $75, and then if you agree, it's a deal. Potential wives, most women will tell you nothing until after you get divorced. That's when you get the bill for half."

"The biggest cause of divorce is marriage. Even though we've been happily unmarried for 23 years, we've never been divorced."

"No matter if you think it's OK or not, everybody's going to do what they want to do anyway, so you might as well just relax and wait to die. Because when you're 90 years old, none of those issues will be issues, you'll only just be glad you're regular. When you see 90-year-old people, they never talk about jealousy, they're just happy they can take a crap once a day."

Kiss and tell
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