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Originally Posted by Senator Clay Davis
I'll start the Canadian fake news site instead. I'm sure there's more rubes in Canada then we'd like to admit. So here goes headline #1
"Justin Trudeau's secret: He's really is a woman named Justine, and Sophie is just a phony to hide the truth: Those kids are actually born from Justine, who was inseminated by a lizard person backed by the globalists to ensure the enslavement of the white race, with serious financing from Saudi oil interests to annihilate Alberta and the oilsands, and make Canada take 78 million refugees"
I'll let you know how the royalty cheques look.
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Too much, too fast. You need to cast a wide net, then narrow the focus later. Have you never read a clickbait title? Never give away the sharp point of the hook in the first line. Make me click through 30 pages first.
Should have started with something like "Justin Trudeau's secret: A woman?" ;p