[Senator Clay Davis]

I'll start the Canadian fake news site instead. I'm sure there's more rubes in Canada then we'd like to admit. So here goes headline #1

"Justin Trudeau's secret: He's really is a woman named Justine, and Sophie is just a phony to hide the truth: Those kids are actually born from Justine, who was inseminated by a lizard person backed by the globalists to ensure the enslavement of the white race, with serious financing from Saudi oil interests to annihilate Alberta and the oilsands, and make Canada take 78 million refugees"

I'll let you know how the royalty cheques look.