[CaptainCrunch]

t-mac is looking like the coach that we all predicted. He had trouble motivating star players in San Jose and got tuned out. He can't get a good effort out of any Oiler except McDavid and Talbot.

His defensive system continues to be a disaster, poor Talbot is going to have a stroke soon.

I wonder if all of the other Oilers are sick of hearing about the Vunderkind.

They're sitting in the dressing room and T-Mac stomps in

Ok boys, here's the game plan. When you get the puck look for Conner. If the other team gets the puck yell at Conner to get off of the ice.

When the press interviews you, you must praise the Conner and when your in the dressing room you must not make eye contact with the Conner. If you need to talk to Conner even on the ice, you must make an appointment through the front office.

Oh, and the Conner demands tribute, you must each bring in one red M+M before every game and place it in the silver bowl in front of his stall, without again and I can't emphasize this enough, making eye contact.

All right fellas, that's it, just remember that puck belongs to Conner so don't stick handle it, just pass it in his general direction.

Now lets go get him some points.

Nuge - "What about getting a win coach"

T-Mac - "You shut your dirty mouth"

Drai, Eberle, Lucic and Larsson - "I hate that forking kid"