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Old 11-15-2016, 02:28 PM   #4515
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Most sane meetings

Person 1 - "So we're probably going to get stomped in this lawsuit against the power companies, and look like complete idiots ma'am"

Person 2 - "So what can we do about it"

Hippy - "Dude, we could totally go back in time and change the law so that the power companies and like evil corporations will be punished"

long pause

Person 1 - "Clean out your desk and get the frank out"

NDP meeting

Person 1 - "Your highness, we're probably going to get stomped in the lawsuits against the power companies"

Notley - "What can we do"

Hippy - "Like we can totally go back in time to change the law so that we win and can totally punish the evil corporations and utilities"

Notley - "Brilliant"

Hippy - "I'll start building a time machine"

Notley - "Make it run on clean unicorn farts"
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