I'm really looking forward to my future career as a unicorn farmer.
Waking up at the crack of dawn to harvest those brightly colored farts (The secret is reaching right up in there to get the freshest one). Avoiding the horns of angry and frightened unicorn.
Feeding hour when we throw bad kids and cats in their cages to be devoured (Oh you didn't know that unicorns are vicious carnivores).
Plus you don't want to be around them when they're in heat because those horns (whispers) actually their penis
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