The price of beer caused me to stop drinking beer.
Now I'm in the best shape of my life having lost ten pounds.
My soul is so very conflicted.
Thanks Notley?
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Pylon on the Edmonton Oilers:
"I am actually more excited for the Oilers game tomorrow than the Flames game. I am praying for multiple jersey tosses. The Oilers are my new favourite team for all the wrong reasons. I hate them so much I love them."
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