I'll bet it was because of the Voodoo. Priestess Miriam Chamani was totally responsible. Just wait for the articles where Zack and Adrian both come back as ZOMIBES! You know nothing like that could happen in Calgary because if some Voodoo priestess decided to try making zomibes you could just hole up till winter, and then totally kick ass once the Zombies were all frozen solid.
Plus, zombies can't really walk on ice very good. Calgary is almost the perfect place to be for the next zombie attack (Katrina weren't no hurricane, don't kid yourself - there was a reason the gov didn't send in troops right away. George W. Bush hates zombie people).
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"Isles give up 3 picks for 5.5 mil of cap space.
Oilers give up a pick and a player to take on 5.5 mil."
-Bax
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