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Originally Posted by CroFlames
You just look at the W/L. If we won, he's the best and plan the parade. If we lost, fire him and trade/sit everyone.
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I used to be able to get by with that, but now all the advanced stats guys here make that impossible.
Me: We're on a 3 game winning streak, this coach is awesome!
Stats guys: What are you talking about? Have you even seen how many times Brodie sneezes now per minute of ice time compared to when Hartley was coach?
Me: We haven't won in a week, maybe this coach is the problem.
Stats guys: OMG do you even watch hockey? It's all about powerplay pucks per penalty divided by shot attempts from behind the net times the equal opportunity pay structure of southeastern Ecuador. The clearly indicates that our coach should be Coach of the Year!
What we really need is a stat that can tell me what isn't going to make me look like an idiot this week.