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Originally Posted by Frank the Tank
Not bad, not bad. She's afraid of spiders, so I might have to do something with that. She likes a glass of wine after work, so I was thinking of a plastic spider in her wine bottle. What do you guys think?
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well, red or white wine?...when I was bartending if one of the waitresses was sitting down after work and having a glass I would doctor it up a little.
Red wine got the obligatory spicing up with Tobasco
and white got some Vinegar or other harmless clear chemical that tasted like hell
next time you leave for the weekend put Rice Krispies in the bed or suggest she make something she has to use out of a can and peel all the labels off (note" this trick only works if you have minimal amounts of cans in the house...otherwise it just ****es you off as well)
don't wuss out with the plastic spider, go big or go home and put a big hairy thing in there