- Take a small piece of thin wire (like by taking the paper off a twist tie.) Tie two parts of the loop of the phone, so that when she goes to answer the phone she only ends up with about 4 inches of cord, and ends up yanking the phone along with her.
- Tape down the phone receiver so when she picks it up it continues to ring.
- Change all of her internet favourites to gay porn sites.
(Fotze can get you a list.)
- Radio full blast and wipers on when she starts the car. (Confuses her long enough for the radio to be really anoying.)
- Take her favourite CD out of the car, put in a burned CD that has 15 tracks, all of them the HNIC theme song.
That's all I got for now.
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